Boy Oh Boy

I officially have a little boy in the house. I knew it was in that little toddler body somewhere but the wires have officially been programmed to "little boy" I must now check the pockets of his jeans because the last two loads of laundry I've done, there have been rocks at the bottom of my washing machine. I knew he always liked rocks, what little boy doesn't but this is the first time that he's stuck them in his pockets. Lord knows what else I might find in those pockets but I guess I should start checking before they start to ruin my washing machine.