Rivalry Stink Eye

Living in an area where about 75% of people own shirts of a burnt orange color offers much discomfort for me during football season. Even though I never went to college, I feel that my roots are firmly planted in maroon dirt. It's in my blood and has been from my very first pair of howdy britches. I find a lot of despise for that burnt orange color this time of year when normally it doesn't bother me since I do know where we live and there's no getting away from it. But since I am the minority, I feel the need to represent and offer a little bit of color to the sea of orange that is around town on Saturday's. But as I tend to run my errands and such, I get the stink eye quite a bit for wearing my maroon shirts. What's wrong with a little friendly rivalry? We're all here to root for our favorite team, it just so happens that my team is the town teams rival.