He's such a funny boy

I was carrying Colin upstairs to get ready for bed when he tooted. Here's the conversation that followed.

Me: Colin, did you toot?
Colin: Yeeessss
Me: What do you say when you toot?
Colin: quze me
Me: That's right, good boy.

We get upstairs and he's rolling around in a pile of sheets on the floor by Jay and he toots again.

Jay: You tooted
Me: Colin, what do you say when you toot?
Colin: Peee uuuuuu

I hunched over in complete laughter. That boy is so funny, just like his daddy.